Matt Damon

Matt Damon

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Jan 30, 2021 10:59 PM
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Name: Matt Damon Description: An American actor, producer and screenwriter. Brand essence: The everyman Brand purpose: I exist to show everyone that they are capable of doing extraordinary things. Brand vision: I vision a world where everyone can be a success story Brand mission: I give every man and woman the chance to become a success story. Brand values: Courage, faith, determination, honesty, perseverance. Brand personality: Kind, honest, funny, transparent. Brand voice: Warm-hearted, straight-forward. Fictional characters:

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Batman
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Iron Man
. Brand positioning: I'm the face of every man and woman who takes great effort and determination to achieve their goals.

Matt Damon is that guy from that movie where he fell in love with that girl but then he left her and she cried and then everybody was sad.

He's also that guy from the

movies where he keeps trying to kill himself using weird shit like a bag full of marbles or that time he accidentally froze himself.

He is also that guy from the movie where he was friends with

and they played music in the car.

He's also that guy who said he would rather have his balls removed than go into space.

He's also that guy from the movie where he was a bad dude and then he was a good guy and now he is a bad d-d-d-d-d-d-dead guy.

He's also that guy who ate a can of spinach and got super strong to kill

.

He’s also that guy who has an imaginary feud with

.

He’s also that guy who had a movie that was so bad, they shipped it to

as a punishment.

I don’t know if any of that is true but, you know, it’s Matt Damon, so who the fuck cares?