Jan 30, 2021 9:04 AM
Completed as fuck
Name: Elon Musk
Description: The inventor and entrepreneur behind , , , co-founder of .
Brand essence: Technology
Brand purpose: I exist to accelerate the future and progress of humanity.
Brand vision: I vision a world where humanity is free to explore its full potential.
Brand mission: I create and push the boundaries of technology, accelerate this progress, and bring this future to humanity sooner.
Brand values: Innovation, transparency, integrity, openness.
Brand personality: Progressive, passionate, authentic.
Brand voice: Dynamic, articulate, genuine.
Fictional characters: , , .
Brand positioning: I am a revolutionary leader of technology and its future.
Elon Musk is the motherfucker that founded PayPal, SpaceX, Tesla, OpenAI and who knows what else. But why motherfucker? What makes Elon Musk so motherfucking different from any other fucker out there?
For starters, his companies are fucking successful. They’re worth billions of dollars. SpaceX has been called the most ambitious private space exploration company ever. And Tesla? Well… Tesla is an electric car company, and they’re trying to do what many said was impossible: make a practical electric car that people will actually want to buy.
Elon Musk also has the social graces of a motherfucker. When he was in college, he was president of the student government on campus. With his brain, as well as his pockets, he funded an entire computer science centre at . And he has taken a lead role in many philanthropic efforts, particularly in the realm of renewable energy development. Also, he’s one of the only motherfuckers who has inherited a fortune, but then gone out and made another fortune for himself.
So, believe it or not, we actually give a shit about Elon Musk and think he’s a pretty cool motherfucker. But let’s be serious here. There are some things about Elon Musk that are just fucking weird. They’re weird in a good way, but they’re still pretty fucking weird. For instance, he ’s going to try and die on , which makes it sound like he’s going there to get himself killed. He also believes in the simulation hypothesis, which states that we might be living inside a computer. That’s right—Elon Musk is one of those “we might be living inside the ” motherfuckers.
Speaking of , Musk also said that he thinks AI is a bigger threat than . Which is fucking weird, because he ’s a motherfucker who wants to make AI, so you’d think he’d be all for it.
All in all, we love Elon Musk. He’s a motherfucker that’s always pushing the boundaries of what can be done, and inspiring other motherfuckers to push their own limits.