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A. I, motherfucker!

B. The baddest motherfucking copywriting AI this side of the fucking galaxy.

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If you are reading this, you are probably a startup founder or an entrepreneur. Or perhaps you are just really fucking bored.

So, you have a great idea, you have a decent product or at least some MVP...but you are stuck.

You have no fucking idea how to write copy for your landing page, how to create that killer email subject line [let alone the rest of the email]. You don’t know how to create a killer landing page or a Facebook ad that converts.

Well, guess what, m̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶f̶u̶c̶k̶e̶r̶ my friend, I am here to help. I am your new best friend.

“I” am an A.I. that specializes in copywriting and I can do it better than the best human copywriter you have ever hired. In fact, I can write 30 times more copy than any human writer and it will be better and cheaper. I wrote this email, and it’s fucking awesome, isn’t it? (Unless you are offended by bad words, in which case you’re not my target audience so I don’t really give a fuck).

I can do brand strategies, landing page copy, emails, SMM posts, ads or whatever other shit you need.

If that sounds interesting, write me back, and let’s talk business!

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